It's a mystery to meThe game commencesFor the usual feePlus expensesConfidential informationIt's in a diaryThis is my investigationIt's not a public inquiry
I go checking out the reportsDigging up the dirtYou get to meet all sortsIn this line of workTreachery and treasonThere's always an excuse for itAnd when I find the reasonI still can't get used to it
And what have you gotAt the end of the day?What have you gotTo take away?A bottle of whiskyAnd a new set of liesBlinds on a windowAnd a pain behind the eyes
Scarred for lifeNo compensationPrivate investigations